Funny Sms Jokes

1 Chuha jungle me bahut tej Dod raha tha.
LOMDI ne Chuhe se pucha “why r u runing”?
CHUHA bola “SHER KI KISI NE MAA CHOD DI”
or bhenchod NAAM mera laga diya

Boy with his girlfriend watching a Boxing match,
In which a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy: Disgusting just ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel?

Court me divorce ke time :
Husband : Mai apni biwi se khush nahi hoon.
Wife : Haraamkhor !
Saara mohalla khush hai,
tu kahaan ka nawab hai!

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

Recession:
Sindhi apne bachon ko bola,
“Jo raat ko khana nahin khaiga, use 5 Rs. doonga.
Bache 5 -5  Rs. leke so gaye.
Subah bola, “Jo 5 Rs. dega use hi nashta milega”.

Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein ” var” word add kar lena.

Wife:kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband:Yehi ki main soya hua tha.

Who Said English is Easy

Fill this blank with
Yes or No?

1. __ I don’t have a BRAIN.

2. __I dont have SENSE.

3. __I am STUPID.

What is the similarity between Bill gates and me?

Dont know?

So simple, He never comes to my house and I never go to his house …EGO PRoblem

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you
change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian
medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates’s
technology, and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that
use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi
workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
That, my friends, is Globalization!!